How to deal with crappy neighbors?

[Mr12gauge]

tell them you are swingers, its win win either way.

[Kilbo]

Crappy neighbors suck!! Good luck with them because it’s never easy. Had one that I almost came to blows with but thankfully he walked away. We just kinda ignored each other until his wife realized he was an a$&hole too and divorced him. New neighbor has been awesome. Good luck and like others have said.... good high privacy fence. 

[thefirstndsecond]

Perform an animal sacrifice. 

[Farmshine]

Have your wife outwardly flirt with the husband. His wife will get offended and put an end that friendly neighbor sh**.


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[KBfishing]

12 hours ago, Kype said:

They are yelling at their children again because they don't listen. Had to send the wife and kid in now. Sitting by fire by myself. Sunday evening ruined

I didnt realize you were my neighbor. Sorry. 

[Batsto]

Well you can put up a fence, but before you know it the kids will be driving and gone. It only lasts a few years. We have been in our home for over 30 years and moved in to new construction with all young families. 

[Swamprat]

Is the other wife hot? 

Asking for a friend...

[Tuck]

Honesty goes a long way when all else fails.  Tell them plain and simple you don't enjoy spending time with people who are always fighting and you don't want your child picking up bad habits.  Going to put some distance until further notice.

Then fence and dog

[Lunatic]

You have to address this with them ASAP or move. No way you should feel this way about enjoying your own property. Just think, would you be better off if they never talked to you again and left you alone? I am guessing yest so what do you have to loose.

[hunterbob1]

This is a true story my friend Craig had a shitty Neighbor he's a hunter they didn't like that he hung  Deer in HIS back yard  they call the police the police said he's legal,nothing we can do pissed neighbor off more, finally he made a complaint and went to court judge ordered both parties to attend some sort of community intervention with like a counselor third party sit down and discuss whatever well I'll never know what took place in those rooms but he never had a problem with his neighbor again!

[toxo]

Use face paint and put dots all over your kids faces and tell them to cough a lot when they go out to play 

[tjfslaughter]

This sucks.  We have a crappy neighbor but luckily I don't have to interact with her.  The other neighbor with the crappy kids is moving in 2 weeks.  Its a shame because on Sundays we would chat over a glass of wine or a beer. But when is kid became about 4 he was a pile of dog doo to deal with, like throwing rocks at me, trying to hit me with sticks and the father would do noting.  I hope when that kid gets into school he learns a lesson real quick because the parents are doing anything. 

 

  

[Haskell_Hunter]

Haskell's Diplomacy:

Neighbor:  "Hey, I see your kids are out playing, mind if ours come over?"

Haskell: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do mind if they come over.  You and your family are unruly shits that lack any kind of self-control.  I'm the kind of parent, unlike you, who wants to raise good kids.  That's your job, jerk0ff, not mine.  I'm not going to raise your kids for you.  So if you want you and your kids to be welcome over here ever again, I suggest you clean up your acts, learn some discipline, and maybe, just maybe, I'll start caring about you and your family again.  I wouldn't even give your despicable and mannerless children Halloween candy.  Right now, you're all dead to me.  Have a nice day and get the F off my lawn!"

 

I have no filter and find the truth aways sets me free.  This is a near guarantee that you'll be free from your neighbors.

[buckhound]

a lot of good suggestions here and i see you are trying to be a good neighbor and not hurt feelings so i see only one thing to do here and thats have a NJW&W party   buy a lot of food and of course good beer and let your guests handle it and implement  all suggestions.    this remedey may need repeating a few times until you get desired results     

[Kype]

2 hours ago, Haskell_Hunter said:

Haskell's Diplomacy:

Neighbor:  "Hey, I see your kids are out playing, mind if ours come over?"

Haskell: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do mind if they come over.  You and your family are unruly shits that lack any kind of self-control.  I'm the kind of parent, unlike you, who wants to raise good kids.  That's your job, jerk0ff, not mine.  I'm not going to raise your kids for you.  So if you want you and your kids to be welcome over here ever again, I suggest you clean up your acts, learn some discipline, and maybe, just maybe, I'll start caring about you and your family again.  I wouldn't even give your despicable and mannerless children Halloween candy.  Right now, you're all dead to me.  Have a nice day and get the F off my lawn!"

 

I have no filter and find the truth aways sets me free.  This is a near guarantee that you'll be free from your neighbors.

Are you free next Sunday evening? I'll have the fire going,cold beer, and food.