Haskell_Hunter

What's your max towing?

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Does that MPG include people sitting in the vehicle. Like adults, not kids. American adults. You throw a full suitcase in that 2.7L BEAST and your MPG is going to drop to around 12. Probably drop to as low as 10MPG if you've had a full breakfast.

Lack of creativity.

Haskell (ironically). I am two miles from the intersection of Rt 23 and Rt 287.

Jack's new "truck engine".

I can't wait to hear from Todd that he had to pull your boat out of the water and tow you, the boat, and your truck uphill because 2.7L in a truck might go 40 MPH w/o a load. Sure as hell you ain't calling me to haul your ass out of anywhere. I'd help, but your pride would never survive.

No, I will make fun of you for choosing a woman over your truck. My wife wouldn't even go to the dealership with me to pick out my truck because she knew her place. You never had a man card to begin with, did you?

What a buzz kill.

I have a Brother MFC-L8850CDW with unopened cyan, magenta, and yellow color cartridges. Printer costs $550 new and the toner is about $180 combined for the three colors. You'll get ~3,000+ pages from each toner cartridge. It is a multifunction color laser printer, fax, scanner, and copier. Prints on letter/legal sized paper and envelopes. Prints on both sides of the page. Scans to a USB thumb drive. And, yes, there is a catch to this awesome offer: The fuser assembly needs to be replaced. The printer can print, the pages come out wrinkled on one side. It's about $150 for the parts and 2h of work. If you know how to use a screwdriver and watch YouTube videos, you can replace it yourself. As a matter of fact, if you do replace it, let me know and I will assist. Here is a photo of the fuser assembly and the damage. Pick up only, I am not going to deliver it. If no one is interested, it's going to be recycled.

I upgraded to a tankless. Bought it off of Amazon for about $1K and had a handyman install it. Took him about a day with help to replace the old one. I strongly recommend tankless, especially if you have a lot of women in your house. You never run out of hot water, and it is a lot more energy efficient.

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You can get AppleCare on any Apple product regardless of where it is purchased. It normally costs extra money for the coverage. Phones start at $99 and computers can be as expensive as $249.

He's more pissed off you smoked the doobie without him!

What are these "ads" you speak of?