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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She > started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand > up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do > you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you > standing there all by yourself!' Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her > face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' > said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. > 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She > called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold > quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police > station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 > most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and > asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the > policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked, > “Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as > his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the > horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, > 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm > buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good > shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS > guy wants to buy Mom ....' OBAMA CASHING A CHECK**** > > **** > > Obama: President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a > check. As he approaches**** > the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this > check for me?"**** > **** > Cashier:**** > "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"**** > > **** > Obama:**** > > "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was > any need to.**** > I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of > AMERICA !!!!"**** > > **** > Cashier:**** > > "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring > of the banks**** > because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank > legislation, etc.,**** > > I must insist on seeing ID."**** > > **** > Obama:**** > “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. > Everybody knows who I am."**** > > **** > Cashier:**** > "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow > them."**** > > **** > Obama:**** > "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."**** > > **** > Cashier:**** > "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger > Woods came into**** > the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter > and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we > knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”**** > “Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis > racquet and made a**** > fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we > cashed his check.**** > So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, > as the President of the United States?"**** > > **** > > Obama:**** > Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, > my mind is a total**** > blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single > thing. I have absolutely**** > no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue”.**** > > **** > Cashier:**** > "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?****

The quintessential reason why Grandpa carries a gun. Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to A Little Gun History" about half way down – staggering numbers! Why Carry a Gun? My old Grandpa said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take a whoopin'." > > I don't carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being killed. > > I don't carry a gun because I'm evil; I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the World. > > I don't carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. > > I don't carry a gun because I'm angry; I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life, hating myself for failing to be prepared. > > I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone; I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age, in my bed and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. > > I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man; I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves, and the ones they love. > > I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate; I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate. > > I don't carry a gun because I love it; I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me. > > Police protection is an oxymoron: Free citizens must protect themselves because police do not protect you from crime; they just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess. > > Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take a whoopin'! > > A LITTLE GUN HISTORY > > PLEASE DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT, THAT THIS COULDN'T HAPPEN IN OUR COUNTRY ALSO !!!!!! > In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control: From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > In 1911, Turkey established gun control: From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > Germany established gun control in 1938: From 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend, themselves were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > China established gun control in 1935: From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > Guatemala established gun control in 1964: From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > Uganda established gun control in 1970: From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > Cambodia established gun control in 1956: From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > ----------------------- > 56 million defenseless people were rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control. You won't see this data on the US evening news or hear politicians disseminating this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens. With guns, we are 'citizens'; without them, we are 'subjects'. During WW II, the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED! Gun owners in the USA are the largest armed forces in the World! If you value your freedom, please spread this anti-gun control message to all of your friends. The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. SWITZERLAND ISSUES A GUN TO EVERY HOUSEHOLD! SWITZERLAND'S GOVERNMENT ISSUES AND TRAINS EVERY ADULT IN THE USE OF A RIFLE. > SWITZERLAND HAS THE LOWEST GUN RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!! IT'S A NO BRAINER! DON'T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS AN EASY TARGET. > I'm a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment! If you are too, please forward this. If you're not a believer, please reconsider the true facts. This is history; not what's being shown on TV, sanctioned by our “illustrious” delusional “leaders” in Washington .

I don't even want to think what that would cost $15 an hour plus then health benefits and family leave...what would the chances the moon beam tries this in NJ to prove it can work? Sen. Bernie Sanders pushes plan to guarantee every American a job followed by our own corey booker and new works kristin gillibrand Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., is preparing to unveil a plan for the federal government to guarantee a job offering $15 per hour and health care benefits to any American worker "who wants or needs one," The Washington Post reported Monday. It is not clear when Sanders will announce the plan and a Sanders spokesperson told the Post that it was still being crafted. It is also not clear how Sanders' plan would be paid for. Republicans have long opposed a federal jobs guarantee, saying such a plan would be too expensive and impractical. The Post reported that an early draft of Sanders' plan calls for the government to fund hundreds of projects in categories such as infrastructure, education and the environment. Americans would be entitled to receive a job with one of those projects or receive job training to do so. Sanders, who ran a surprisingly strong campaign for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination and is rumored to be running again in 2020, joins two other rumored presidential contenders who have supported a jobs guarantee or offered guarantee plans of their own. Last week, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y. tweeted support for a jobs guarantee, saying it would help "regular Americans who are unemployed and willing to work to better their local community." On Friday, Sen. Cory Booker, D-N.J. announced the Federal Jobs Guarantee Development Act, which would call for the Department of Labor to select up to 15 areas to institute a job guarantee. According to Vox, which first reported on Booker's plan, those jobs would pay the higher of $15 per hour or the prevailing wage and offer paid family leave and health benefits. "The federal jobs guarantee is an idea that demands to be taken seriously," Booker said in a statement. "Creating an employment guarantee would give all Americans a shot at a day’s work and, by introducing competition into the labor market, raise wages and improve benefits for all workers."

yeti another company that thinks the grass is greener on other side in reality the people they are trying to appease will probably never buy a cooler from them anyway... from most of the comparisons i have seen and you tube has a ton Yeti isn't the best available maybe most expensive.. here is an interesting comparison from you tube.. hammer4reel thanks for the review of the engel

too many teeth around those lips don has been around enough to know they may not go over well

other than NJW&W i go to excalibur forum sometimes....

she definitely qualifies as a women and she has my vote but does she have any interest in running for president ? republicans will need someone strong if trump gets 8 years and i don't think pence is a strong candidate. i wanted him to pick her as vice president....

this is how to get a good parking place... think it will work this is best i know how..... https://video-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.1790-2/29885495_176470953074520_407126319424339968_n.mp4?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=80c20c218cc91f41ce5d5398b9554405&oe=5AD18EB9

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we do need someone to blame it on right

they did get one thing right climate is changing some unfortunatly i don't think man is the biggest contributor..I think mans biggest contribution is the cutting of trees and clearing land black top maybe a little but the earth has changed constantly since the beginning i asked someone who is a firm believer in the science behind it and science in general if that is the case and science says we have had a few different periods of hot and cold change before humans what caused it then ? still waiting for an answer

and i thought it was rough having them hard tubes the size of a carpenters pencil inserted to get urine out every 2 hours glad everything worked out feel better....

just when i thought i have seen it all Los Angeles painting city streets white in bid to combat climate change http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/10/los-angeles-painting-city-streets-white-in-bid-to-combat-climate-change.html