Top this one....

[JHbowhunter]

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping:

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all

choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

[mikejd]

Tough to top.

[Tarhunt]

Good one!

[mazzgolf]

I literally just laughed out loud. 

[Live to Hunt]

Love it

[Gobblengrunt]

I like that!

[TroutandBucks]

HAHA thats great

[hemlock]

That is priceless and very funny!

[JHbowhunter]

my GF found no humor in it...   Why don't women find this funny?

[buckhound]

    

[Rusty]

 

[SPEARFISH]

Just sent it to my wife.  She will relate.

[RPK0620]

my GF found no humor in it...   Why don't women find this funny?

 

I once mentioned to my wife that she didn't have a good sense of humor.

Without any hesitation she replied " I MARRIED YOU DIDN'T I  ".

[Deadeye]

DO NOT share this with the significant other until at least 12/11 - if you're smart. 

[mightyhunter]

Good one!