Annoying things your better half does….

[Silver Belly62]

Passes 2-3 gas stations on the way home. Then if I go to use the vehicle it's just above empty. Unplugs coffee maker and pushes it back in corner only to drag it out the next morning for coffee. Here's a thought prepare it the night before 

[Tarhunt]

Doesn't believe in filling up the car. Puts dishes in the dishwasher front to back. There's thousands of other things to list. 

[jumpthestring]

The Better half is gone and never been Happier. 

[electricstart]

41 years  we both have our quirks. I would not know where to start. 

[electric10162]

Talks

[archer36]

Cleans my skid marks in the toilet even though I'm going again in a half hour. 

[B B]

2 hours ago, Silver Belly62 said:

Passes 2-3 gas stations on the way home. Then if I go to use the vehicle it's just above empty. 

Yep!   I've gotten in my old ladies vehicle, start it and the dash reads... 1 MILE TO EMPTY

Edited March 30 by B B

[JFC1]

Cleans my tools and regroups them by color

[archer36]

29 minutes ago, JFC1 said:

Cleans my tools and regroups them by color

I say to my Wife, stay out of the workshop. It's the only place in the house I have to myself. 

[hostak126]

What's a better half?

[archer36]

9 hours ago, B B said:

Yep!   I've gotten in my old ladies vehicle, start it and the dash reads... 1 MILE TO EMPTY

My Wife is just the opposite. Starts to panic when she has half a tank. 

Edited March 30 by archer36

[308federal]

Neighbor's wife unplugs the coffee maker'cuz the little red light wastes electricity.

[Greybeard]

Where to start?  Not enough time left in my life to want to think about it.  Don't need to reboot the nightmares either. 

[Greybeard]

I can't go away now without adding at least one or two. 

She's never wrong but I'm always right and she isn't.

Is mumbling something while facing the other way in another room and expects me to have heard her, or talks just low enough so I can't hear what she's complaining to me about as I'm walking away.

Widened the driveway another foot and a half right to the borderline because she kept driving off of it.  Now she has a muddy rut in the neighbors lawn.

OK, got to stop

[Rutting Buck]

The model I got never tightens bottles of any sort that go in the fridge.  When I go get a bottle of hot sauce and shake it up, its on the ceiling.  We actually call her 1/4 turn Mary.

She will take the foil top off her chobani yogurt and leave the sumbitch there for me to throw in the trash can which is right there.