I am an idiot

[County Hunter]

Wait till Zipper sees this post 

[BowhunterNJ]

Was able to locate this footage of what really happened...

 

[buckfever1974]

Not that you are a crossbow hunter but if you ever wanted to buy one as a new toy, now is the time to justify it to your significant other.

[Gunsmoke]

I hope you're not left-handed.  

[JHbowhunter]

I hope you're not left-handed.  

 

i am right handed, HOWEVER - for somethings I do prefer the left... gonna be a rough 6 weeks   

[JHbowhunter]

Was able to locate this footage of what really happened...

 

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Matt other than the jumping up part - the fall probably looked a lot like that... lol

[not on the rug]

When I saw the title of this thread, my first thought was "this should be an instant-classic. Good for 20 pages at least." The ass-eyed Jack Harris...

 

Seriously though, I'm glad you are mostly ok. Get a freaking stepladder next time.

[MGHunter66]

I know I shouldn’t laugh but baaahahahaha what a chooch

[JHbowhunter]

I am taking applications for part-time (mornings only) caregiver... Just need someone to zip up my pants as zippers and buttons are not cool right now.. 

Edited February 14, 2018 by JHbowhunter

[BHC]

             WTG.....Dumbass                       

[Lunatic]

No screws, just s fracture you should be like new in no time. Just be carful with pain killers

[JerseyJaysTaxidermy]

That sucks! Should of had your safety belt on.

 

See... it doesn't pay to hang anything but deer heads in your walls. This wouldn't have happened.

 

Feel better soon. If you need a hand with anything let me know. I'll swing by and help ya out..

What time you zipper up? Lol.

Seriously tho.. Anything else besides that.. I'll be there.

 

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[hemlock]

Hang in there and heal fast .. 

[Haskell_Hunter]

I am taking applications for part-time (mornings only) caregiver... Just need someone to zip up my pants as zippers and buttons are not cool right now.. 

 

You have a kid and a girlfriend.  They can argue over whose day it is.

[stratocaster]

I am taking applications for part-time (mornings only) caregiver... Just need someone to zip up my pants as zippers and buttons are not cool right now.. 

In exchange for hunting privileges I will do it, but I will use pliers or channel locks  for the zipper.