joke The Italian Cruise

[buckhound]

A young New York woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by
> throwing herself into the ocean.
> 
> Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man
> stopped her. "You have so much to live for," he said. "I'm a sailor and we
> are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care
> of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy. When we get to Italy
> you will be SO GLAD that you're alive”
> 
> With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she accepted.
> 
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
> comfortable compartment in the ship's hold.
> 
> From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a bottle of red
> wine, and make love to her until dawn.
> 
> Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
> inspection.
> 
>  "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
> "I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied.  "He brings me food and
> I get a free trip to Italy.”
> 
>  "I see," The captain says.
> Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added, “Plus, he's
> screwing me.”
> 
> "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
> 
> *Never regret anything that made you smile.*

[mikejd]

I guess the smell of piss didn't bother her.

[TroutandBucks]

HAHA thats funny 

[JHbowhunter]

hahahahahahaha   :rofl:   

 

Great one!

 

[Zipper]

Outstanding!

[Dave B.]

Now THAT'S Funny!!

[BHC]

                                     

[cantw82start]

Good one!