I Am Very Confused

[RPK0620]

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I've worked mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I think, and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my U.S. heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans and have very little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! 

As if all this wasn’t enough to deal with.. Now I’m not even sure which restroom to go into!

[Shootemandmountem]

4 minutes ago, RPK0620 said:

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I've worked mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I think, and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my U.S. heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans and have very little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! 

As if all this wasn’t enough to deal with.. Now I’m not even sure which restroom to go into!

You are OK in my book Bob, moving forward just pick the closest tree, no need to decide.

[hunterbob1]

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