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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With

Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer

At Passing Cars.

See If They Slow Down.

 

2. On all your checks, write ' For Marijuana'

 

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

 

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

 

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

 

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

 

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

 

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,

We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

 

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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Sometimes in bumper to bumper traffic ill grab the steering wheel real tight and straightem my arms while making a face like im screamin goin 100 mph. When you notice someone looking out of the corner of your eye, slowly turn to look at them while keeping your screaming face. The reactions are priceless. :rofl:

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You forgot my personal favorite:

-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

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Run into a store and yell "What year is it?". When they tell you start screaming, "IT WORKED! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!!!!"

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