birdshotnj 0 Posted February 6, 2013 I think they're hilarious. How about the Lion King one? Where he says something like "dad, whats the super bowl like?" and the father replies "i dont know son, were lions":rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cransiear 4 Posted February 6, 2013 Yeah, I can only imagine how bad it must suck to be an Eagles fan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Williemo 2 Posted February 6, 2013 Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles. Q: What is the difference between a Philadelphia Eagles fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". These are just horrible!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briarpatch 5 Posted February 6, 2013 I am an Eagles fan.....and there's really nothing you can do but laugh at these jokes....at a minimum, you need two things as an Eagles fan.....a good sense of humor and a thick skin!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briarpatch 5 Posted February 6, 2013 here's one for you: My DADDY IS A DANCER One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He plays for the Eagles, but it's too embarrassing for me to have to say that in front of the other kids." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allmann 11 Posted February 6, 2013 the last one was pretty good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevo 10 Posted February 6, 2013 You gotta admit you asked for that Joe lol. Don't feel bad I'm a JETS fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buckhunter 0 Posted February 6, 2013 Yea you come over here we will eat you, we love deer bear and Baby Simba`s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
