Feel free to call me sonny if you like but age has nothing to do with it. You start a thread extolling the virtues of Dicks on this site just to get a rise out of the members. You received the reaction you were looking for and so, you're the very definition of a troll.
In fact here's the definition:
"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts quarrels or upsets people on the Internet to distract and sow discord by posting inflammatory and digressive, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalizing tangential discussion, whether for the troll's amusement or a specific gain."
NOW...GET OFF MY LAWN!