Dad Jokes 2025

[mazzgolf]

Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory?

He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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(...and so it begins again... "it" being the daily dad joke calendar of 2025 )

 

 

[ratherbhunting]

Keep them coming

[res3301]

I'm a good man. I give half my money to charity, except when she's not working. Then I  give it destiny. 

[BucksnBass84]

What is Mobby Dicks dads name ????........

Popa Boner 

[Merkel]

So I said to the woman at the deli "I'd like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles."

She said "Sorry, we only take cash or card."

[kohunter]

Bring them on!

[Roon]

Where do you take someone when they are involved in a peek a boo accident?

The ICU

[mazzgolf]

Do you want to hear a time travel joke?

Never mind, you didn't like it.

[Roon]

What is someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter.