Obama State of the Union Drinking Game

[Haskell_Hunter]

Borrowed from Reason Magazine:  https://reason.com/blog/2016/01/12/this-is-not-a-laundry-list-the-last-stat

 

Specifically, take a drink, and click a link, any time Obama…

 

• Uses any variation on “fair shot” or “fair share” or everyone “playing by the same set of rules.”
• Talks about “nation-building at home,” or investing in infrastructure to create jobs.
• Calls for immigration reform or defends his own court-frustrated efforts to grant legal status to millions. Take an extra shot if he fails to mention his administration's recent raids on immigrant homes. 
• Mentions the LGBT Equality Act.
• References Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, implicitly or by name (extra shot if the camera cuts to her—she’ll be in attendance).
• Touts statistics about gun control or violence.
• Names any of the special guests in the audience.
• Mentions income inequality.
• Defends his record on criminal justice reform.
• Notes that his administration maintained a kill list—sorry, a “disposition matrix.”
• Promises, yet again, to finally close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay (take an extra shot if he fails to mention that he signed an executive order saying it would be closed within a year in 2009).
• Declares that this country “used to do big things!”
• Says “that’s not who we are.”

[rgw]

not enough alchol in the house for that game. my stomach would have to be pumped and oboma care wont cover it

[rebelboy]

That would require me to watch him. I’d rather lay on the ground and stare at a pile of dog $h!t. It has the same look and intelligence.

[loaded4bear]

His radical Islam buddies (who, by the way, he'll NEVER mention by name) like to play this game too.  Instead of booze (because the Koran forbids alcohol) they'll be taking a different kind of "shot" each time Obama says a buzzword.  After seven previous State of the Union addresses, I'm pretty sure their version of the game will look something like this ...

 

 

Edited January 12, 2016 by loaded4bear

[3Blade]

I will have to remove anything from the room that I can throw at the TV in order to watch this puke!

Edited January 13, 2016 by 3 Blade

[FLEWTHECOUPE]

I forfeit

I'll be tanked before it airs.

[Bucksnbows]

[Bucksnbows]

I only have a case of beer, a full bottle of vodka, some girly "ice drinks" my wife likes, and a half bottle of bourbon left, so I'm headed to the liquor store to stock up.     

[CJ3a]

I usually keep drinking until I cannot hear his voice.

[loaded4bear]

9:57 PM ... I'm drunk already ...

[3Blade]

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