mazzgolf Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 I asked my phone, "Hey Google, tell me a joke", and this is what it said: Good dad joke?? or I think it's a good one, but I'm a sucker for corny dad jokes. nmc02 and BowhunterNJ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterbob1 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=933349 DBuck 1 “In a civilized and cultivated country, wild animals only continue to exist at all when preserved by sportsmen.” -Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livesintrees Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Deer nuts are still under a buck 😆 mazzgolf, Jim_, BowhunterNJ and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkel Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Elevators terrify me. I’m taking steps to avoid them. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep in. What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake. BowhunterNJ, Rusty, mazzgolf and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmc02 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 What do you call a deer without eyes?? NO EYE DEER mazzgolf, Jim_, Rusty and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvnj Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. BowhunterNJ, Merkel, Jim_ and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowhunterNJ Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 I updated the title, let's hear some of your Best Dad Jokes! It looks like many have already started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuck Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 What did one plate whisper to the other? Dinner is on me How do you follow Will Smith in the mud? Follow the fresh prints I haven't spoke to your mom in 4 years....I thought it would be rude to interrupt her Jim_ and Rusty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldMenRule Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 What does a baby computer call it's Pop? Data Jim_ and Rusty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldMenRule Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 54 minutes ago, Tuck said: What did one plate whisper to the other? Dinner is on me How do you follow Will Smith in the mud? Follow the fresh prints I haven't spoke to your mom in 4 years....I thought it would be rude to interrupt her I haven't spoke to your mom in 4 years....I thought it would be rude to interrupt her That's the rule in our house!!. Tuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucndoe Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, nmc02 said: What do you call a deer without eyes?? NO EYE DEER What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes ? STILL NO EYE DEER Edited December 9, 2022 by Bucndoe There is nothing more intolerant than a liberal preaching tolerance God gives the toughest battles to his strongest soldiers "Leadership is a potent combination of strategy and character. But if you must be without one, be without the strategy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boykin Runner Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 I took a viagra last night and it got caught in my throat, Ive had a stiff neck all night ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boykin Runner Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 I asked my wife , "what would you do if i won the lottery ? she said " take half and leave you " ...so I gave her $6 .. Merkel, Rusty and Jim_ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it... Jim_ and Rusty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucndoe Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 What do witches eat on the beach ? Sandwiches What are they made of ? Booloney Rusty and Jim_ 2 There is nothing more intolerant than a liberal preaching tolerance God gives the toughest battles to his strongest soldiers "Leadership is a potent combination of strategy and character. But if you must be without one, be without the strategy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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