bushden Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 This is the perfect explanation of leadership differences … and it is close to being 100 percent true, because that is life today in America. And it only going to get more divided between States in the future. (the only reason I said close to 100% true is because you cannot buy .45acp rounds for $.50 each anymore.) The Coyote Principle CALIFORNIA • The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. • The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. • He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. • He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. • The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. • The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. • The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. • The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. • The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes. • PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS • The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. • The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. • The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. james7, Haskell_Hunter, mightyhunter and 11 others 5 1 4 4 HONOR THE FALLENhttps://thefallen.militarytimes.com/ Over the years the US has sent many of its fine young men & women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return, is enough to bury those that did not return. COLIN POWELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haskell_Hunter Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 5 hours ago, bushden said: This is the perfect explanation of leadership differences … and it is close to being 100 percent true, because that is life today in America. And it only going to get more divided between States in the future. (the only reason I said close to 100% true is because you cannot buy .45acp rounds for $.50 each anymore.) The Coyote Principle CALIFORNIA • The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. • The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. • He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. • He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. • The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. • The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. • The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. • The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. • The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes. • PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS • The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. • The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. • The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. This is not accurate. You cannot find .45 ACP for less than 75¢/round. Hollow points are more expensive. bushden and electric10162 2 Sapere aude. Audeamus. When you cannot measure, your knowledge is meager and unsatisfactory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer36 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, bushden said: This is the perfect explanation of leadership differences … and it is close to being 100 percent true, because that is life today in America. And it only going to get more divided between States in the future. (the only reason I said close to 100% true is because you cannot buy .45acp rounds for $.50 each anymore.) The Coyote Principle CALIFORNIA • The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. • The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. • He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. • He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. • The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. • The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. • The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. • The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. • The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes. • PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS • The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. • The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. • The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. LOL. I think the Governor of Texas is Wheelchair bound. I don't think he would be jogging. But I get your point. Edited June 30, 2021 by archer36 james7, Cripple Shot, JFC1 and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleM Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 The sections regarding the closing of the trail and the $$$$ studies sounds exactly like how NJ operates. james7 and bushden 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
308federal Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 2 hours ago, LittleM said: The sections regarding the closing of the trail and the $$$$ studies sounds exactly like how NJ operates. jersey has always fancied itself as an east coast cornifornia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapoholic Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 We have our black bear lovers here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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