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Simplified Urine Test For Senior Males

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Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics. 

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard. 

If ant's gather:  DIABETES. 

If you pee on your feet:  PROSTATE 

If it smells like a barbecue:  CHOLESTEROL 

If your wrist hurts when you shake it:  OSTEOARTHRITIS 

If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

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20 minutes ago, Batsto said:

I'm gonna die

I'm with ya, I answered Yes to all the above.

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If you have to go back outside and pee again 5 minutes later:  Prostate 

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