Something to think about today

[MikeStaten]

Neck gaiter is real easy to take off and use for another purpose.

[mikejd]

i reach into the bottom of my pack and get out that little backup zip lock bag of baby whipes. im feeling like a champ in a few minutes. cmon you didnt forget your gun this morning whipes are higher on the list for me.

[bucky]

I get free t-shirts  from my vendors, so the wife gets a good  laugh when I come home with my sexy half shirt on

[Lunatic]

7 hours ago, mikejd said:

i reach into the bottom of my pack and get out that little backup zip lock bag of baby whipes. im feeling like a champ in a few minutes. cmon you didnt forget your gun this morning whipes are higher on the list for me.

American Boy Scout. 

[hunterbob1]

8 minutes ago, Lunatic said:

American Boy Scout. 

https://www.google.com/

[Tarhunt]

I use my buddy's hand. 

[Stan Putz]

I always have a roll of TP in my backpack or turkey vest, even if I have to steal one from the gas station or Wawa restroom.  But in case you can't find that, look for some green leaves first, oaks & beech trees usually drop their leaves last. Choice #2 is a corncob if you can find one. Choice 3 is look for a creek or some snow, drop a deuce, then wipe with your left hand like they do in India, and rinse off in the creek or with some snow; make sure you eat your PB & J  & pick your nose with your right hand for the rest of the day, and make sure to get your pants in the washer AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME before anyone takes notice of the mustard stains inside your camo pants.

Edited December 10, 2019 by Stan Putz

[Bucndoe]

Underwear gets cut into strips. Been there more than once

[mikejd]

5 hours ago, Lunatic said:

American Boy Scout. 

Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy Hiney wake up with stinky finger.

[BowhunterNJ]

OK the real tip is this...bring TP and/or some wet wipes in a ziploc in your bag.  TP doubles as a great blood tracking tool.  I always have enough for blood trailing and bubble guts!

[mazzgolf]

Someone needs to create a new NJW&W user "BubbleGuts" - here's my suggestion for its profile pic:

[Rusty]

Snow works well,  just for the record.  

[Rusty]

And yes,  somebody HAS to be BubbleGuts.