Simplified at Home Urine Test

[RPK0620]

For those men that can't, or won't  get to a urologist  below is a simplified urine test.

Go outside and pee in the garden: 

If ants gather:- diabetes. 

If you pee on your feet:- prostate. 

if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol. 

if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis. 

if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's

[Rusty]

 

It's very funny,    but I'm not sharing the results of my test.  

[TouchofGrey]

If you're Irish, might have a problem with the test... asking for a friend

[Jim_]

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