Colonoscopy Tomorrow!

[Tarhunt]

3 minutes ago, LPJR said:

Not this shit again! 

Shit happens. 

[Rutting Buck]

The farts afterwards are the best part of the ordeal. My wife drove me home, I let a huge one rip. She says “your a savage” I responded you said you wanted a real man when you had that POS boyfriend , now you have one and all you do is complain....

Edited August 22, 2019 by Rutting Buck

[hemlock]

Think about deer and you will be good to go. 

[hunterbob1]

John,My first I was nervouse as hell for days prior.well let me say this,doh.I was thinking old school memories of anesthesia, laughing gas,nothing funny about that shit!The new stuff count backwards from 100,bet you don't get to 90! Lol.You wake up and walk out in under 15 minutes.Have a plan for what/Where you are going to eat.You'll feel like you could eat a horse.

[Live to Hunt]

Been there good luck

[Haskell_Hunter]

2 hours ago, Tarhunt said:

I'll keep that in mind. 

Send someone to the store to get moist baby wipes ASAP.  You will agree with me after this that they are a gift from God.

[Greybeard]

You're all too funny.  Kicking a man in the butt when he;s on the crapper.

  Good luck with the results, and I hope you get a pretty nurse.  I did it 3 times.  1st time was just a month before I was hospitalized with a crohns attack.  Not to discourage you, but hope you have a good doctor.  My first doctor also did it the second time.  Big rush to get to next patient, said only a little inflammation and was gone.  So was I to another doctor.  New guy did the last one.  Removed tinny polyp, took samples to check for cancer and took pics of infected area.  Also recommended having that inch removed and be done with it before it does turn cancerous.  1st guy wanted to keep me on pills the rest of my life, and see him every 3 months.  You won't feel anything.  I didn't feel anything afterwards from the last procedure, either.

Take something with you to eat and drink afterwards.  

[mazzgolf]

4 hours ago, Tarhunt said:

I just finished the first bottle of suprep and now I'm drinking the 32 ozs of water. I'm going to watch a documentary on mudslides. 

What's this? like a "Live Hunt" ? Mods - move this thread over there. We'll expect hourly reports.

[hunterbob1]

3 minutes ago, mazzgolf said:

What's this? like a "Live Hunt" ? Mods - move this thread over there. We'll expect hourly reports.

[Njpddet]

I had one 2 months ago. The night before was,,,, interesting. I spent six hours for the most part in the bathroom. I brought my cell phone in and charger and setttled in. Over all, it was no biggie except for the sore butt. If you’re over 50, man up and just do it. It’s a few hours of your time vs cancer. If by some chance you got cancer and didn’t do it, you would regret it every hour of every day from your diagnosis. Just do it. Oh yea, non red Italian ices and fruit pops are your friend when drinking the cocktail.

 

 

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[BHC]

Your doctor's name is it Dr. Jelly Finger?

[Greybeard]

It's 'opening' day.

[Lphunsjr]

Don't trust a fart

[mazzgolf]

51 minutes ago, Lphunsjr said:

Don't trust a fart

I gather from the older folks on here that this is true the older you get, regardless of colonoscopy or not.  

[archer36]

Well, HOW DID EVERYTHING COME OUT?