You know you’re in the right dive bar when....

[Bucksnbows]

These lovely ladies grace the urinal while you wait for your fried oyster po boy. 

 

[Tarhunt]

It kind of makes it hard to pee.

[Greybeard]

Don't forget to wash your hands

[Bones]

Haha 😂 

[Psehunter]

You shake more then two time and wellll you know

[MGHunter66]

The snap bowl 

[NotJust22s]

Hey wait, I know her. 

[3Blade]

Looks like you are at a "clam" bar.

[hunterbob1]

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room." 

 

[Woodsman416]

"I'm just taking pictures of the walls" says the guy who whips out his camera in the men's room.

Edited August 20, 2019 by Woodsman416

[LPJR]

1 hour ago, Bucksnbows said:

These lovely ladies grace the urinal while you wait for your fried oyster po boy. 

 

Brian, when (not if) you need bail money..........Call  in this order......

                                                                    1) Rusty

                                                                    2) Jack

                                                                    3) Jay

                                                                    4) Tim

                                                                    5) Matt

                                                                    6) NOT Lou

                                                                     

Edited August 20, 2019 by LPJR

[LPJR]

32 minutes ago, hunterbob1 said:

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room." 

 

[Rusty]

1 hour ago, Tarhunt said:

It kind of makes it hard to pee.

[Rusty]

17 minutes ago, LPJR said:

Brian, when (not if) you need bail money..........Call  in this order......

                                                                    1) Rusty

                                                                    2) Jack

                                                                    3) Jay

                                                                    4) Tim

                                                                    5) Matt

                                                                    6) NOT Lou

                                                                     

[Haskell_Hunter]

The dive bars you go to have bathrooms?  Boy, I need to find better dive bars.