How to get rid of vultures???

[Rusty]

We've got vultures roosting on the roof of our school and they are making a mess.  Anyone have success getting rid of vultures?  

P.S.  This is obviously not an option.  

[BowhunterNJ]

Recruit the school band...

 

[Kype]

do you or someone have access to the roof? if so you can try placing a few of those fake dog statues. like the ones you see in fields for goose control. 

[kcohunter]

Put a dead deer across the street?

[Lunatic]

1 hour ago, Rusty said:

 

P.S.  This is obviously not an option.  

You could not anyway, protected bird by federal law.

They use spikes on the roof but I am sure you are looking for simple solution.

[Greybeard]

Hang a dead one in a nearby tree.  From what I've heard it keeps the others away, but you'll have to call the wardens to have it done, if they have a dead one handy.  If you're artistic, make one that looks real and hang it.  Or lay it belly up, wings spread, on the roof.

Edited July 16, 2019 by Greybeard

[Nomad]

Go up on the roof and tell them to get the hell off of there.

[Kype]

you can also tie a couple balloons filled with helium. they wont like anything moving (like a balloon) over their heads. 

tie a few different colored ones on about 20 feet of string and let em rip. or tie the strings off on a brick to hold them in place . 

[tcook8296]

Not an option but .22 to the guts would work wonders. 

 

[Haskell_Hunter]

Have the school buy a drone.  The harass the shit out of them by buzzing the buzzards.  Get one with a camera to share the video.

You can justify the purchase of the drone for “outdoor wildlife remote observation and study”.  It enables you to bring inaccessible wildlife to the students to study them in a safe and controlled environment.  It expands the classroom and educational experience.  Additionally, sports teams can use it for their practices when the drone is not being used in the classroom.

I can justify any government spend.  You can quote me for your grant approval.

[Rusty]

1 hour ago, Greybeard said:

Hang a dead one in a nearby tree.  From what I've heard it keeps the others away,

They sell them.  

[hunterbob1]

1 hour ago, Nomad said:

Go up on the roof and tell them to get the hell off of there.

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[NotJust22s]

Are the turkey vultures or black vultures? 

[Rusty]

14 minutes ago, NotJust22s said:

Are the turkey vultures or black vultures? 

Both. 

[Tarhunt]

Put a photo of Nancy Pelosi up there. Oh, wait, that only works for squirrels.