You Know Life Is Good When.....

[rocky]

You are out on a boat all day fishing and come home to find that your wife cut the grass. 

[Buckeyes11]

Keeper!

[not on the rug]

Did she trim the hedges too?  

[CJ3a]

Or this 

[CJ3a]

Porterhouse 

[LPJR]

[JHbowhunter]

6 hours ago, rocky said:

You are out on a boat all day fishing and come home to find that your wife cut the grass. 

That's awesome!  Except, well - I would be a little suspicious... Just sayin'.    

[_X7]

9 minutes ago, JHbowhunter said:

That's awesome!  Except, well - I would be a little suspicious... Just sayin'.    

'So anyway, hon. Just what is it you want in kind?"

Something like that, Jack?

[Lunatic]

I say it’s a great day when at 10am you crave crabs, get  on your bike and ride 110 miles to a crab house near Mays Landing, while your wife is at work or shopping or who cares

[Buck154]

You only talked about her cutting the grass so I guess that's your fishing report?

[mazzgolf]

12 hours ago, rocky said:

You are out on a boat all day fishing and come home to find that your wife cut the grass. 

Here's the problem with that.... how do you know she doesn't have an ulterior motive for doing this?  

As I read the situation, she now has that over your head... this is gold in marriage currency! I see the following in your future:

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The Wife: "Remember that time I let you go out fishing all day and I cut the grass for you and I never complained? Well, call your buddies up and tell them you can't go fishing today because you are going to <FILL IN THE BLANK> today."

You: 

 

Where <FILL IN THE BLANK> could be any number of things such as "my mother's house with me for an all-day visit (oh, and she needs help painting her bathroom while we are there)" or "come to see Mama Mia in the movies with me (I promise, I'm pretty sure you might like it)" or "help me shop around for window curtains at the mall" or... you get the idea.

I dunno - that would have been the first thing that would come to my mind 

[jerseyhunter]

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 how do you know she doesn't have an ulterior motive for doing this?

Like getting along without you when she kicks your ass out for fishing to much.

[Rusty]

On 6/23/2019 at 11:51 AM, Buckeyes11 said:

Keeper!

Yes she is.