It Is My Wife Birthday Today and......pic

[rocky]

It is my wife Birthday today and I am not very good with words, what do you think?

 

[MGHunter66]

I think she’s gonna kick you in the balls 

[Sig220]

Maybe you'll have better luck with your next wife!

[Swamprat]

Still trying to figure out what she was thinking when she married you. Lol. 

Tell her I said Happy birthday. 

 

[YurytheRed]

20 minutes ago, MGHunter66 said:

I think she’s gonna kick you in the balls 

He's a married man. No need to be concerned with ones testicles...…...

Edited June 13, 2019 by YurytheRed

[Zipper]

29 minutes ago, YurytheRed said:

He's a married man. No need to be concerned with ones testicles...…...

She'll take them out of the glass jar she keeps them in and kick them.

[not on the rug]

1 hour ago, MGHunter66 said:

I think she’s gonna kick you in the balls 

Step 1-open purse

Step 2-remove balls from jar

Step 3-kick balls

Step 4-place balls back in jar and return to purse

[Lunatic]

I Ike your style. Happy birthday wishes with a warning 

[tcook8296]

Perfect. You should write cards for Hallmark

[Merkel]

Funny; Happy Birthday to your wife

[rocky]

No worries guys I am not as bad of a husband as I seem. I made her a special birthday dinner tonight.

Steamed garlic jumbo snow crab legs and seasoned hand cut sweet potato fries.

And for dessert I made her a Double chocolate chip brownie with mint icing.  Notice the chocolate horse shoe I also made for that special touch.

[Stewey]

Happy birthday wishes to the mrs

[cantw82start]

I like your card and nice recovery with that dinner.  Remember this mantra- it's cheaper to keep her!