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I have a plan.

It can work.

What type of hunting land, could one buy, with one half of one half of 137 Billion?   (That is 34.25 Billion dollars).

I figure go right at the triangle - Iowa, Illinois, Missouri.    3,000 acres each, and interconnected.   That's enough whitetail hunting for each year, with some good lakes and streams thrown in for fishing.

Mulies, Moose, and Elk -  Will require more research, but can probably buy up 5,000 acres somewhere to cover it all with great fishing mixed in.

 

Oh the plan is simple.

Get with Jeff Bezos wife on the rebound after they divorce.     She isn't tough on the eyes, either - a bonus. 

Divorce her after a year, and execute the plan.

Flawless. The perfect plan.  

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jeff-bezos-wife-getting-divorce-190000268.html

 

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13 minutes ago, JHbowhunter said:

I have a plan.

It can work.

What type of hunting land, could one buy, with one half of one half of 137 Billion?   (That is 34.25 Billion dollars).

I figure go right at the triangle - Iowa, Illinois, Missouri.    3,000 acres each, and interconnected.   That's enough whitetail hunting for each year, with some good lakes and streams thrown in for fishing.

Mulies, Moose, and Elk -  Will require more research, but can probably buy up 5,000 acres somewhere to cover it all with great fishing mixed in.

 

Oh the plan is simple.

Get with Jeff Bezos wife on the rebound after they divorce.     She isn't tough on the eyes, either - a bonus. 

Divorce her after a year, and execute the plan.

Flawless. The perfect plan.  

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jeff-bezos-wife-getting-divorce-190000268.html

 

BE32E6B6-E6FA-4D56-A86C-216FC0A3DEC8.jpeg

i am sure half of your mounts would look real nice on her wall :rofl:  when its all done you will be known as JBOW 

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Probably have a better shot landing Jeff on the rebound by the looks of him. Your plan could still work.

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Hunting accident.  Get the whole 137 B.  Half of it anyway.

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She isn't tough on the eyes, either - a bonus.


Really??? I don't get it. I personally don't think she's attractive at all. And she's got too many muscles. I like my women softer looking.

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17 minutes ago, yoda4x4 said:


 

 


Really??? I don't get it. I personally don't think she's attractive at all. And she's got too many muscles. I like my women softer looking.

David

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You could buy the Dallas Cowboys with that money

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1 hour ago, yoda4x4 said:


 

 


Really??? I don't get it. I personally don't think she's attractive at all. And she's got too many muscles. I like my women softer looking.

David

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She’s a smart cookie; graduated from Hotchkiss and Princeton.

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1 hour ago, yoda4x4 said:


 

 


Really??? I don't get it. I personally don't think she's attractive at all. And she's got too many muscles. I like my women softer looking.

David

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In this case you could keep the "softer" ones. She will soon have 68billion reasons why I could look past those muscle$

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