BHC Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Well this morning I was given 35 pounds of jail house bean burritos, these things are so disgusting that the inmates won't eat them. If I don't kill a bear, these will or at the very least give them alot of gas and diarrhea. Sunday will be the day I put these out with bread and maple syrup Rutting Buck 1
LittleM Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 What, are you trying to create a toxic waste dump out of your bait heap!
BHC Posted December 5, 2013 Author Posted December 5, 2013 I may get a bear without firing a shot !!!!! Bucksnbows 1
Haskell_Hunter Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 First you tried to create an industrial glue trap with marshmallows and jello, and now you're trying to give them dysentery to slow them down. Aren't you getting kind of desperate resorting to chemical warfare? Sapere aude. Audeamus. When you cannot measure, your knowledge is meager and unsatisfactory.
Ms Grit Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Make sure you are not down wind of the bears you are hunting !!! "Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History" - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich NJ State Federation of Sportsmen's Clubs MemberNRA Life Member NWTF Women In The Outdoors Member UBNJ Member
Axiom Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Let me know if you attract any mexicans.. I have a bridge that needs building..
CJ3a Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 I am thinking of a Seinfeld episode now. I spent most of my money on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.
Rutting Buck Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 This way hopefully they will be heard from 100 yards away coming in to the bait while breaking wind. "Your short on ears and long on mouth"
Cousin Brown Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 This post is classic! Treestands don't demand, treestands don't complain, treestands simply ask me to sit down and listen.
Hatchet Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 Lol ! After eat'n that he'll be beg'n you to put him out of his misery. At least through a couple handfuls of Imodium in with it You add camo to anything, it immediately becomes cool.
Rutting Buck Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 If you feel bad for them just throw a little beano in the pile!!! "Your short on ears and long on mouth"
Haskell_Hunter Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 Hopefully your muzzle flash won't set off a chain reaction and detonate the forest. Methane is highly combustable. And worst case you'll go over your tag limit if more critters are in the blast area. BHC 1 Sapere aude. Audeamus. When you cannot measure, your knowledge is meager and unsatisfactory.
nycredneck Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 They do make gas masks in camo if your interested. Elite Pure... Bow only, deer hunter
robnj Posted December 8, 2013 Posted December 8, 2013 It would be funny if you shoot a world record bear on burritos. make for a funny magazine cover story. LOL BHC 1
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