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A Long Strange Trip


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1 hour ago, Nomad said:

Remember this one. lol  SO I WAS OUT WITH MY LAB AND I HEARD HER YIPE? SO A RAN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF MY YARD AND MY NEIGHBOR WAS STANDING THERE WITH A LARGE STICK. SO I ASKED HIM WHAT HAPPEND AND HE SAID "THE NEXT TIME THAT DOG BARKS AT ME I KILL HER --MIND YOU MY NEIGHBOR IS A RAGING ALCOHOLIC THAT BEATS HIS WIFE-- " SO I SAID THE NEXT TIME YOU HIT MY DOG WITH A STICK YOU WILL NEED ONE JUST TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE" AND WALKED AWAY. AND AS I TURNED MY BACK HE THREW THE STICK AT ME SO I JUMPED THE FENCE AND LET HIM HAVE IT AND I GAVE IT TO HIM GOOD!!!! LONG STORY SHORT THE POLICE CAME AND CHARGED ME WITH AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND HIM WITH ANIMAL CRUELTY. BUT I SMILED THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE LIKE I TOLD HIM "YOU WILL NEED A STICK TO WALK." AND DAMED IF I WAS RIGHT!!! BROKE HIS LEG AND SHATTERED HIS 2 FRONT TEETH.
BUT HE HAD IT COMING

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS WIFE JUST CAME OVER WITH A APPLE PIE AND A LETTER FROM HIM APOLOGIZED saying hes dropping charges 

 

 

What a classic that one was! I wonder what ever happened to buckfever (Danny N)... If I had to guess, I'd say in jail, or dead of an overdose. 

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1 minute ago, Hunter115522 said:

What a classic that one was! I wonder what ever happened to buckfever (Danny N)... If I had to guess, I'd say in jail, or dead of an overdose. 

Speaking of jail, dead or overdose, whatever happened to Smoking Gun?

"The Nation Which Forgets Its Defenders, Will Itself Be Forgotten".

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