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Saw Willie at Farm Aid over the weekend. Was as great as always.  Just because that talentless hack of  a musician, but amazing hunter, Ted Nugent speaks bad about Willie, doesn’t mean you have to perpetuate the misinformation.  Willie has done more for farmers and hunters than most will ever do.  He’s fought for small farmers and stood up against the chemical, GMO farming conglomerates that threaten family farmers.  And sometimes you need to side with folks outside of your politics brand if they’re logic is stronger than an opponents.  For as many great Republicans as my party can boast about, we’ve had more than a fair share of morons.

Edited by NorthJerseyMike

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A drunk woman goes into a tattoo parlor, she's a huge country musican fan.

She tells the tattoo artist, "gimme a tattoo of Johnny Cash on the inside of my one thigh, and a tattoo of Merle Haggard on the inside of my other thigh". She passes out for a while, and is awakened by the tattoo artist when she is finished.

She looks at her tattoos, and is enraged; she doesn't believe they look anything like Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard. The tattoo artist is offended, he tells her, "I've never received a complaint in my life, and I ABSOLUTELY stand by my work. Tell you what, I'll get a stranger off of the street, and let him be the judge of my work".

He proceeds to go out to the street, and brings in the first person he sees walking along. They enter the shop,he  instructs the lady to lift her skirt, and says, "Can you please tell me who I have tattooed onto the inside of this lady's thighs?".

The stranger replies, "I'm not sure about the one on the left thigh, and I don't know about the one on her right thigh, but that joker in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson".:tooth::tooth::tooth:

Edited by Stan Putz

Catch & release is for guys who don't know how to cook. :cook:

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On ‎9‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 3:13 PM, Stan Putz said:

A drunk woman goes into a tattoo parlor, she's a huge country musican fan.

She tells the tattoo artist, "gimme a tattoo of Johnny Cash on the inside of my one thigh, and a tattoo of Merle Haggard on the inside of my other thigh". She passes out for a while, and is awakened by the tattoo artist when she is finished.

She looks at her tattoos, and is enraged; she doesn't believe they look anything like Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard. The tattoo artist is offended, he tells her, "I've never received a complaint in my life, and I ABSOLUTELY stand by my work. Tell you what, I'll get a stranger off of the street, and let him be the judge of my work".

He proceeds to go out to the street, and brings in the first person he sees walking along. They enter the shop,he  instructs the lady to lift her skirt, and says, "Can you please tell me who I have tattooed onto the inside of this lady's thighs?".

The stranger replies, "I'm not sure about the one on the left thigh, and I don't know about the one on her right thigh, but that joker in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson".:tooth::tooth::tooth:

Told the same joke with Mitch Miller but only us old timers would get it. 

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