My Gun

[jerseyhunter]

My Gun

 

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right

in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, then left it alone and went about my business.

 

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy

across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite

a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

 

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there,

right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly

hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been

presented to do so.

 

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

 

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

 

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

[Haskell_Hunter]

Forks are more dangerous than spoons.  There's a web site that said it was true, so it must be.

[BowTechExperience]

If I were you, I would keep my eye out for that "Spork" especially the black one...you know "Tactical Spork"... Some say it is the Devil's Work!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Edited September 29, 2013 by BowTechExperience