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A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all

of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ

and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator

in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to

jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone

turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the

eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the

gator on the tail and Flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo

Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were

screaming and raising heck.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him

in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something You won the bet. How

about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something that was amazing.

How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

 

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!' :rofl::rofl:

Paul M. Ross

REALTOR

Coldwell Banker Sales Associate

908-943-8842

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INTERIOR PAINTING

HUNTERDON/WARREN COUNTIES

908-943-8842

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Jenkins!!!!!!!

FPC  - "Without either the first or second amendment, we would have no liberty; the first allows us to find out what's happening, the second allows us to do something about it! The second will be taken away first, followed by the first and then the rest of our freedoms." - Andrew Ford
 

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