80 year old man

[BEAR]

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly

 

check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old

 

said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20

 

year old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think

 

about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began

 

to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an

 

avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was setting

 

off for a day of hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally

 

picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a

 

lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's

 

edge. He then realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot

 

the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed

 

it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went

 

"bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over

 

dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

 

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else

 

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

 

The doctor replied, "My point exactly

[Drop Tine]

[Liv2hunt]

That was funny

[MackofallTrades]

I needed that laugh. I really needed it.

 

Thanks!

[THS07]

thats great:up:

[Hetley75]

Lmao. That's good