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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best

patients to operate on.

 

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants

on my operating table because when you open them up, everything

inside is numbered.'

 

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

 

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians

are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

 

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like

construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have

a few parts left over.'

 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when

he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..

Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.

 

:D:D:D:D:D:D:):):):):):)

Paul M. Ross

REALTOR

Coldwell Banker Sales Associate

908-943-8842

PAUL THE PAINTER

INTERIOR PAINTING

HUNTERDON/WARREN COUNTIES

908-943-8842

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I know, you win some you lose some.....

Paul M. Ross

REALTOR

Coldwell Banker Sales Associate

908-943-8842

PAUL THE PAINTER

INTERIOR PAINTING

HUNTERDON/WARREN COUNTIES

908-943-8842

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