rossbowhunter Posted February 28, 2013 Posted February 28, 2013 Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable. :D:D:D:D:D:):):) Paul M. Ross REALTOR Coldwell Banker Sales Associate 908-943-8842 PAUL THE PAINTER INTERIOR PAINTING HUNTERDON/WARREN COUNTIES 908-943-8842
rossbowhunter Posted February 28, 2013 Author Posted February 28, 2013 ' date='........cricket cricket [/quote'] I know, you win some you lose some..... Paul M. Ross REALTOR Coldwell Banker Sales Associate 908-943-8842 PAUL THE PAINTER INTERIOR PAINTING HUNTERDON/WARREN COUNTIES 908-943-8842
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