Thought this was a good one

[jerseyhunter]

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

 

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am not in Iranian airspace, I am in Iraqi airspace.'

 

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

 

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

 

Iranian Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)

[BHC]

screw them !!!!