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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


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#1 Male OFFLINE   rossbowhunter

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Posted 02/06/13 - 07:25 AM

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your checks, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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#2 ONLINE   Killshot

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Posted 02/06/13 - 07:27 AM

Truly funny. I'm going to give those a shot

#3 OFFLINE   Cousin Brown

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Posted 02/06/13 - 07:39 AM

That's pretty funny. :rofl:

#4 Male OFFLINE   Hoytmagnatec

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Posted 02/06/13 - 07:47 AM

:rofl: just spit out my coffee.

#5 Male OFFLINE   Stevo

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Posted 02/06/13 - 08:21 AM

:2funny: :D
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#6 Male OFFLINE   Stratus

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Posted 02/06/13 - 08:24 AM

:rofl:

Also, stand at an intersection, look up in the air and point.:rofl:

#7 Male OFFLINE   makosnax

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Posted 02/06/13 - 08:32 AM

Sometimes in bumper to bumper traffic ill grab the steering wheel real tight and straightem my arms while making a face like im screamin goin 100 mph. When you notice someone looking out of the corner of your eye, slowly turn to look at them while keeping your screaming face. The reactions are priceless. :rofl:

#8 ONLINE   jerseyhunter

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Posted 02/06/13 - 09:08 AM

All funny stuff:rofl:

#9 OFFLINE   DuckSlayer424

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Posted 02/06/13 - 09:18 AM

That's great
I wanna be a millionaire

#10 OFFLINE   68Ioweu1

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Posted 02/06/13 - 09:24 AM

You can say condom on this site?:)

#11 OFFLINE   birdshotnj

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Posted 02/06/13 - 09:43 AM

You forgot my personal favorite:
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

#12 OFFLINE   Williemo

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Posted 02/06/13 - 09:50 AM

^^^^^:beer:
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#13 OFFLINE   res3301

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Posted 02/06/13 - 10:58 AM

good stuff :rofl:
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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#14 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted 02/06/13 - 11:36 AM

Run into a store and yell "What year is it?". When they tell you start screaming, "IT WORKED! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!!!!"
Times like these call for a Big Lebowski

#15 Male OFFLINE   swampfox

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Posted 02/06/13 - 07:10 PM

pretty funny




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