funny

[buckhound]

Male logic... flawless

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> *This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks

> five or six questions which he answered quite simply,*

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> *but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this

> happens more often than not to most husbands out there:*

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> *Woman: Do you drink beer?*

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> *Man: Yes*

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> *Woman: How many beers a day?*

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> *Man: Usually about three*

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> *Woman: How much do you pay per beer?*

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> *Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)*

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> *Woman: And how long have you been drinking?*

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> *Man: About 20 years, I suppose*

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> *Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your

> spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be*

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> *approximately $5400 correct?*

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> *Man: Correct*

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> *Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the

> past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct*

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> *Man: Correct*

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> *Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could

> have been put in a step-up interest savings account and*

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> *after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could

> have now bought an airplane?*

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> *Man: Do you drink beer?*

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> *Woman: No.*

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> *Man: Where is your airplane?*

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