rgw trapping poem

[rgw]

my best shot at poetry.

 

Horay its the first day of trapping season, I jump up from my bed

thoughts of catching furry critters keeps running through my head

 

8 long months I hung out with the wife,

now that trapping season is here she wants to stab me with a knife

 

horay its the first day of trapping season

 

cable restraints are made, the traps are dyed

the coon bait smells like something died

 

horay its the first day of trapping season

 

traps will be set and cable restraints will be tied to every tree

that reminds me I hope I didn't forget the TP.

 

horay its the first day of trapping season

 

good luck boys and girls, have fun and be smart. remember we are being watched hard by the public.

rgw out

Edited November 15, 2016 by rgw

[Plott]

Lmao dats good stuff!!! Sounds like our wives are on the same page.

[Bill from NJ]

Welcome to the club...

 

And they wonder why we are OUT/AWAY Hunting, Fishing, and Trapping.

 

 

 

 

[Plott]

She does tell me on a regular basis that she is gonna kill me in my sleep. Lmao

[hemlock]

She does tell me on a regular basis that she is gonna kill me in my sleep. Lmao

 

It's when she stops telling you she is gonna kill you that's when it happens. So your good to go for awhile.

[Plott]

Good to know

[rgw]

i sent mine down to fl to see her dad so i didnt have to hear it all week

[rgw]

just kidding honey if you see this, lol lol

[Mixbaghunter]

Yes I can't wait to get out there but going to hold off a little bit let us know how you do and how the fur looks. I know you won't sleep tonight like Christmas morning. Good luck.

[rgw]

^ i will sleep just fine, i put out a whole 1 set tonight

[rgw]

i think i should contact halmark

[Plott]

Definitely need more cards like that!!!

[Rusty]

Good stuff rgw.  

[LPJR]

And just like a rapper who drops the microphone and walks out, rgw says..........rgw out and drops the trap!

 

Pretty good rgw!